a month ago the avengers came out and ruined all our lives forever

suqua:

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Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!

The rare occasion one member of a band you love replies…

joshuwaa:

And you’ve been really horrifically sexually aggressive and inappropriate.

I just can’t…

(via breaking0utofsuburbia)

me: i hate everything and everyone except tom hiddleston