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(via idon-tknowagoodurl)
| Me: | Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
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| Mom: | It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. |
| Me: | I DID MY WAITING! |
| Mom: | Oh, god, not again. |
| Me: | TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| Mom: | Every time. |
| Me: | IN AZKABAN! |
And you’ve been really horrifically sexually aggressive and inappropriate.
I just can’t…
(via breaking0utofsuburbia)
| me: | i hate everything and everyone except tom hiddleston |
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